I love you because we paint lame (read: amazing) ceramics together.

I love you because we’re probably both going to hell.

I love you because it makes no difference to you how ornery our son may be.

I love you because sometimes it’s just a footie-pyjama kind of day.

I love you because you know my top picks at Bulk Barn.

I love you because we make the same shocked/scared/in awe face.

I love you because you downloaded the entire Star Wars Saga solely for me.

I love you because you walk like a dancer.

I love you because you always miss me just as much as I miss you.

I love you because you want to get married in a castle.

I love you because you’ll baby talk me when I’m sad.

I love you because you love my cat more than I do.

I love you because you’re also obsessed with Thai Express.

I love you because of your adorable fixation with elephants.

I love you because we have the same type of Otter Box (gross).