May 2013
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17yr: this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
May 25th
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May 24th
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scraggay: ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Sara: I am hungry to the point of nausea
Tegan: Did you want some of my sandwich? Op, I ate it already
Tegan: Do you want a cracker? Can't have those, those are for later
Tegan: Want some of my fiber bar? Can't have that either, I need that
May 23rd
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zarry: people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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On the phone with Mum:
Me: Will you send it over soon?
Mum: *pause* ...HA!
Me: Hello?
Mum: Oh, sorry honey, we're watching The Proposal and they just ran into each other buck-naked.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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3gbertsexual: people are  allowed to be upset about  anything they want shut the fuck up
May 21st
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ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Okay, here's the deal--
I’m living with my lovely girlfriend who, at the moment, has a house without internet (but we’re workin’ on it). I also used up all my cell phone data for this month, which is why I’ve been MIA lately. I’m trying to load up my queue while I’m at the library a couple times a week doing my online course, but I apologize for the absence! Thanks for hangin’...
May 21st
May 21st
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ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
May 21st
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 11th
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onlylolgifs: interviewer: any special talents? me:  
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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bubblegumpopqueen: i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
May 9th
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