#why was i put on this earth #what is the meaning of life hedwig #you’re an owl #you’d know
(Source: accioron, via frickin-weirdo)
| Sara: | I am hungry to the point of nausea |
| Tegan: | Did you want some of my sandwich? Op, I ate it already |
| Tegan: | Do you want a cracker? Can't have those, those are for later |
| Tegan: | Want some of my fiber bar? Can't have that either, I need that |
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
(Source: brandfckingnew, via nie-to-nie)
| Me: | Will you send it over soon? |
| Mum: | *pause* ...HA! |
| Me: | Hello? |
| Mum: | Oh, sorry honey, we're watching The Proposal and they just ran into each other buck-naked. |