jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

(via the-demonic-eyes)

10 hours ago 341341

villains weekfavorite villain
↳ hades

(via kenais)


10 hours ago 884

cosmo tip #21

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

(via darth-luke)

10 hours ago 38728

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


10 hours ago 561616

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Freshman year:

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Senior year:

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(via postulation)

10 hours ago 6004

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via the-demonic-eyes)

10 hours ago 221798

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

(via katesloan)


11 hours ago 263602

This isn’t turning into sex, though. I still want to watch another episode of Masterchef.

Ashley

😒😒😒


11 hours ago 3
thanks, priorities, Ash, Masterchef,

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(via remyheartscoffee)


12 hours ago 112571
Queue,

Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

(Source: cinecat, via 90s90s90s)


14 hours ago 116771

boobslyn:

I love seeing other lesbians in public like hello yes I am of your kind

(via fuckyeahkateross)

14 hours ago 12460

dulect:

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watcha got there

(Source: awwww-cute, via the-demonic-eyes)


14 hours ago 166651
Brand New Eyes The Only Exception
by Paramore

music-from-within:

Paramore - The Only Exception

(via darth-luke)

14 hours ago 2921

laughhard:

Thank you Siri


16 hours ago 62
Queue,

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via the-bloggers-daughter)


18 hours ago 57342